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Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:00:13 +0000http://backend.userland.com/rss092enBrokenI watched my mother sleep this morning. She seemed peaceful. I wonder if she was dreaming of Dad, in his vase, talking to her over dinner like I always imagined when I was a kid. Talking to her, not me.I wonder if she will miss me. I wonder if I ...
Unbearable CitiesHow am I supposed to do that?
Lizzy said: it's not my problem.
But seriously. How?
Contain Stephanie? And Wren? Jack if I can? Jack, who's so wired in he uploads shit to YouTube about the city. I'm living on borrowed grace, she says.
A girl came in today. She had beautiful work: a ...
This Message Will Self-DestructI did my first work for Lizzy today. It was easy. No customers. Steph didn't come in. She left a message and said she'd be out dancing with Wren and Jack. I wanted to say: don't tell me that shit. It just makes me actually want to work for Lizzy, ...
The Devil and the CDCA woman came to visit me today. I had finally dragged my ass back into the office and this chick comes in and takes off her pants and there's a fucking map on the inside of her thigh. I wanted to punch it, but I'm not that kind of guy.
Big Black DoorNext time, Stephanie, just talk to me.
My mom sat me down last night. She was a mess--clay all over her fingers and her hair flying all over like it always did. The clay looked like ash. I didn't really want to think about it. She said Eddie what the hell ...
CustomsThis is Stephanie.
Eddie always had about the technological know-how of a six year old. So I guess I could have posted here any time, since I set the whole thing up. But that's so invasive, you know? But it's late and I feel so bad for him. It's not a ...
The No Eddie ClubOk. I know I haven't posted. But...how could I? I don't even know if I should now.
Wren says I think too much and don't talk enough. I picked her up at Stephanie's the morning after they...well. I took her out for pancakes. She sat in the booth all pathetic and ...
Jack and the DictionaryI don't really know what to say. The only reason I'm even posting about this is because all you guys commented that you knew what was wrong with Wren and that you could explain it.
You said you could explain it.
It takes some shit going down for me to not even ...
What Is Wrong With People?Now I get it. Why Wren just had to see this guy.
Sato Kenji, author extraordinaire, has the same tattoo on his hand that Wren has on her stomach. Definite WTF.
He read all this shit about trains, weird stuff, stuff that didn't sound real. I didn't really like it. I didn't ...
The Women in My LifeeMom set up a kiln in the kitchen already, between the oven (which I don't use) and the sink (which I do use). I am going to kill her. She’s making like, elephant figurines or something. I don’t even know. There’s trunks and tails all over the counter and I ...