Happy Holidays

Posted in Uncategorized on December 21st, 2008 by eddie

Sometimes I think it’s ridiculous that we have a Christmas special. Like anyone’s going to buy a gift certificate for their loved one that essentially says: sweetie, get that shit burned off.

Stay Out of My Room, Too

Posted in Uncategorized on December 12th, 2008 by eddie

Mom. Stop reading this. Mind your business.

Dinner’s in the oven.